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We had two choices:
1. We could make another website that feartured Cat Videos. (Because who doesn't want to see more internet cat videos... C'mon? Amiright?)
2. Make a website that points out the insanity and craziness that is the cheerleading industry.
We chose the latter and will hopefully not get sued for using our 1st amendment rights to free speech. Our crackshot team of journalists have published countless op-eds on subjects varying from cats on the internet doing various silly cat like things, as well as, the occasional and preferred, cheerleading satire.
So when you feel that you have no voice or that 'Big Brother' is keeping you down, feel free to reach out, close down that Facebook app that has your cousin yelling about his latest and greatest MAGA attire, and join us for some fun Cheerleading Satire.
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